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So Guys Keep Visiting My Blog Thank You Regards ModeratorKingOfBloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11776087498007160367noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336265124300941771.post-55388068700685099102007-02-24T15:49:00.001+05:302007-02-24T15:53:17.829+05:30<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SHzaApeN-II/ReARjYUt8iI/AAAAAAAAAAU/R8SNCXmbZbw/s1600-h/jetta.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SHzaApeN-II/ReARjYUt8iI/AAAAAAAAAAU/R8SNCXmbZbw/s320/jetta.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5035043682922656290" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SHzaApeN-II/ReARjYUt8jI/AAAAAAAAAAc/1XSd6WXQhtU/s1600-h/Nickey_Valentines.PNG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SHzaApeN-II/ReARjYUt8jI/AAAAAAAAAAc/1XSd6WXQhtU/s320/Nickey_Valentines.PNG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5035043682922656306" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SHzaApeN-II/ReARjoUt8kI/AAAAAAAAAAk/x6iJihvqV8Q/s1600-h/usb_thumb_drive.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SHzaApeN-II/ReARjoUt8kI/AAAAAAAAAAk/x6iJihvqV8Q/s320/usb_thumb_drive.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5035043687217623618" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SHzaApeN-II/ReARjoUt8lI/AAAAAAAAAAs/HvtfrREOb3I/s1600-h/zwischenablage123fn.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SHzaApeN-II/ReARjoUt8lI/AAAAAAAAAAs/HvtfrREOb3I/s320/zwischenablage123fn.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5035043687217623634" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336265124300941771-5538806870068509910?l=deephumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>KingOfBloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11776087498007160367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336265124300941771.post-75518923709123087202007-02-24T14:36:00.000+05:302007-02-24T14:56:07.000+05:30<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SHzaApeN-II/ReABOIUt8hI/AAAAAAAAAAM/ObqV3a_sXBY/s1600-h/jokes.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SHzaApeN-II/ReABOIUt8hI/AAAAAAAAAAM/ObqV3a_sXBY/s320/jokes.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5035025725664391698" border="0" /></a><br /><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;" >Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of<br />the pond increases. How?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />.. scroll...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />A - The other 9 fish are crying.................<br /><br /><br /><br />------------------------------<wbr>------------------------------<wbr>--------------<br /><br /><br />Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,<br />RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when<br />all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa<br />stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri<br />fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???<br /><br /><br />scroll down for answer. . . . . . . . .<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br /><br />coz, they all started clapping !!!!<br /><br /><br />------------------------------<wbr>------------------------------<wbr>------------<br /><br />What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?<br />- ...and the Answer<br />is..........<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />- .Scroll down.<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br /><br />-<br />-<br />-<br />- HASINA !<br /><br /><br /><br />Whatz a PJ ?<br />Obviously "a poor joke"<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Whatz a (P + i J)?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />- A "complex poor joke"<br /><br /><br />Why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ? <script></script><!-- D(["mb"," \n \n- scroll down for answer....... \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n- Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary. \n \n \n \n------------------------------<wbr-->------------------------------<wbr>--------------<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size: 18pt;"> - scroll down for answer.......<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />- Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.<br /><br /><br /><br />------------------------------<wbr>------------------------------<wbr><br /><br />A railway station beggar meets another beggar.<br />A software engineer meets another software engineer.<br />Both of them ask the same question to each other.<br />What is the question?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />"So, which platform are you working on?"<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />*****************************-<wbr>*******<br />Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each<br />other and want to get married, but cannot.<br />Why?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.</span></span><br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336265124300941771-7551892370912308720?l=deephumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>KingOfBloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11776087498007160367noreply@blogger.com0